Graffiti on the Walls of Valhalla

Let's try this again, shall we? It's Xmas, and I can't help but feel like this is exactly like every other holiday in the year, with the possible exception that nothing is open apart from the 7-11. Moving right along, I'll try to keep things flowing more smoothly this year. Happy Winter Holidays to you all, Christian, Moslem, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Animist, or Pagan.