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11.07.2002

Granddad guns down terror squirrel


A vicious squirrel which terrorised a Cheshire town has been shot dead by a grandfather seeking vengeance. The animal had already attacked a man mowing his lawn and woman walking down the street, in Knutsford. But when it sank its teeth into Kelsi Morley's face, her grandfather Geoff Horth decided to act.

He went out and killed it.

[Erik says: Stephen King and Clive Barker will be meeting tomorrow morning at dawn to duel for the novelization rights.]

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